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Lyrics: Ian Weller and Mike O'Donnell
Vocals: Ian Weller and Mike O'Donnell
Music: Ian Weller and Mike O'Donnell
The song started as a sort of insane "dueling banjos" idea. It evolved into the most nonsensical song we've done/thought of/rendered to existence in our life.
Brreow, taser, softball So taco man came by Oh really? Did he give you a taco Well, he, to tell you the truth It wasn't more of a taco It was more of an ointment I'm going to kill you Mike I really am, this, this -- Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday dear Prometheus (ralph) Happy birthday to you Great news out of Washington today The President is pleased to announce today That Osama bin Laden has been found and captured Sources say that the convicted terrorist and group leader Of the Taliban and al Qaeda Has been located And it has been a great accomplishment for the U.S. Government And many sources say that it's the greatest accomplishment Of the 20th century FBI officials seized this man In a suburban home in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania He was found in the home of Sherry and Jonn Applequist And they are now facing a sentence for three years For hiding this convicted terrorist leader Thank you for watching the news Have a good night And don't die
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