Mike 'N' Ike

Plural Z Alpha » Fighting

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Lyrics: Ian Weller
Vocals: Mike O'Donnell
Music: Ian Weller and Mike O'Donnell

This was our final for sophomore English, 1st semester. The lyrics relate to the violence and whatnot in The Princess Bride, The Tragedy of Julius Caesar, and Lord of the Flies. Enjoy.

Lyrics

Humperdinck marry girl
But girl already in love
Lusting for a man in black
Peaceful as a dove
Prince H get very nervous
And build a death machine
And sucked the life from man in black
He wasn't very keen

Fighting never wins
Cuz dolphins don't have fins
Never solve problems, never break your chin
All you do is lose

School boys crash on island
Get off to a bad start
Ralph and Jack make the war of the century
And everyone loses their heart
Kids get lost with nowhere to go
Many just took a hike
It all ended up with death and destruction
And Piggy's head on a pike

Fighting never wins
Cuz dolphins don't have fins
Never solve problems, never break your chin
All you do is lose

Caesar was head honcho
And always made a fit
Ambition got the best of him
And then he soon got hit
Stabbed many times from all over
Murder at it's best
Brutus, Cassius all happy
And JC laid to rest

Fighting never wins
Cuz dolphins don't have fins
Never solve problems, never break your chin
All you do is lose

Rave reviews

Just wanted to let you know that your song is absolutely amazing, I'm actually putting it on my iTunes and on my iPod when I get it. I loll'd at 'Piggy's head on a pike' bit, and the entire song was a joy to listen to (The ending was hilarious) ... Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful piece of work. Great jorb! David Carpenter

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